Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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