so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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