Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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