two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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