super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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