That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I wish i was in the wii world.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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