I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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