I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
