tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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