so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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