No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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