my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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