I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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