How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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