I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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