Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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