People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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