Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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