I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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