You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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