Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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