why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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