so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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