I feel like abortions should bother me more
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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