Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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