TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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