Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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