rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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