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(630): View more from Illinois

i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.

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(703): View more from Virginia

you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I wish I could just hang out in ERs.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that

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(719): View more from Colorado

So here I am, sexting at work.

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