Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
apparently the secret to your success is patron
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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