Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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