grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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