some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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