Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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