Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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