come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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