Sry I called you an 8
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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