just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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