I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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