Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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