I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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