so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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