Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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