I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Pooping to opera.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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