just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
