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Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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