you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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