Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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