So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Found the puke drawer
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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