Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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