break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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