he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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