Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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