He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
