It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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