I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
How does it feel to date your dad?
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