Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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