nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
