when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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