I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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