Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
