I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Randomize